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Monday, March 24, 2008,
5:19 PM
LOL AH LUB J00 SAM
-kill%bek_ah
4:57 PM
the one day in which creatures that refuse to die are embraced.
beks: its easter day, just another day, i bet you didn't know it was easter.
see the bunny? its an easter bunny. not the sugarbun guy hopping in your yard.
EASTER IS UNDERRATED
EASTER IS FUN
EASTER HAS CHOCOLATE & TREASURE HUNTS
but why do we not like easter?
tell us colette, why do we not like easter?
colette: because, chocolate melts. DUHNDUHNDUHN
HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!!
(yknow cos he rose from the dead & all that.
aha.
ha.
ha)
Labels: idiot friendZ, unsense, X
-kill%bek_ah
Sunday, March 23, 2008,
2:29 PM
scents of life wtf lol
my FOS hoodie smells of
smokeS
armani
passionfruit
cold spray
chocolate
brandy&coke
good times~
Labels: listZ, o my awsum life, unsense
-kill%bek_ah
Friday, March 21, 2008,
11:04 PM
quickies.
SATU: donotaskwhyiwasdownloadingavrillavignewtf, but i just downloaded Michelle Branch's I Can Save You disguised as Avril Lavigne's When You're Gone on limewire and this has re-kindled my S2 affair with michelle branch.
DUA: i cut my hair.
goodbye to my almost-hailey/paramore girl hair (tho it looks fugly in that picture. could be because *i* look fugly =_=)
hello to my almost-rihanna bob =_=
i quite like the bob lol. very chic and makes my clothes look more expensive ~ (wtf lol)
i love my hair straightened HEH NO MORE MORNING 'FRO.
TIGA: i am so in love with the C902.
well that and the N96 / samsung slides, but this one looks so much sexier/is more anorexically appealing than the N96 and has better features than the samsungs.
EMPAT:
What Your Face Says |
 At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced. Overall, your true self is passionate and physical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem mysterious and interesting. In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic. |
Labels: about B, materialistic, o my awsum life, unsense
-kill%bek_ah
Monday, March 17, 2008,
3:39 PM
Sunday, March 16, 2008,
2:26 PM
i miss and
awh karen just sent me the sweetest email ever T_T
so here is my reply i miss.
i miss
scheming with you on how i'm going to get to rainfest each year
lounging in your crocodile-infested pool while you sneakily unclasp my bikini
going 'clubbing' with you (i want another 5 seconds in soho LOL)
spazzing with you over, well, EVERYTHING
crankin dat souljah boy
hearing you puke in the shower
making you emo over horse-riding photos taken 94329752815312 years ago
being Bitch God
eating mud pie and making endless retarded videos
hearing about pink floyd concerts & listening to joni mitchell on mtv
KAREN
Labels: feeling-feeling stuff, idiot friendZ
-kill%bek_ah
2:08 PM
wtf i am perfect k ! =_=
i just realized why i hate people bitching about me so much.
its not that they're my friends and i expect better from them blablabla ...because i don't. (that's cos they're my friends LOL).
if i were to go all "BITCHING IS BAD, WE SHOULDN'T BITCH", i would have alot more time on my hands to kill & lose a much-treasured venting ground. plus im good at bitching, i shouldn't waste my talent.
hence, me telling other people not to bitch would be damn hypocritical.
but when people bitch about me,
the thing that really gets me is that
they managed to find something wrong with me.
CB I AM PERFECT OK.
i am like the nicest person in the world
i am super kind and pretty as pie
i am damn intelligent (but since i am the nicest person in the world, i lower myself to your standards and go all ditzy)
i am a human anti-depressant and the funniest ditz ever
i am super good conversation and everyone in the world loves me
WTF IS THERE TO BITCH ABOUT ??
that is why i hate people bitching about me.
simply because it is uncalled for.
eheh.
admit it.
you know thats why you hate people bitching about you too.
Labels: bitchin'
-kill%bek_ah
Saturday, March 15, 2008,
9:23 PM
Thursday, March 13, 2008,
1:01 PM
tantrum.
IDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANT
IDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANT
IDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANT
I DONT WANT
TO BE IN THE SCIENCE STREAM.
Labels: insightful bek, unsense, X
-kill%bek_ah
Tuesday, March 11, 2008,
5:53 PM
Theorum Ritchies... 3EH+B3K-U.BiTCH = InT3r3St
i have formulated a new theorum that many a child shall learn in schools of the future (just like pythagora's theorum, only much more complex & useful & sexy. It is taken from the fact that, as stated before, 3 Eh's followed by a Bekah You Bitch will get my immediate interest.
3 x Energy x Hypotenus of random nearby remotely triangular thing (apply Pythagora's theorum here) + the sum of Birds in a nearby tree x mass of 3 Koalas - mass of the Universe.Brilliance of a Tonne of Candles when Heat is applied = Inertia x Time x mass of 3 Reticulated pythons + mass of 3 Saints.
anyway.
karen says:EH EH EH
karen says:
BEKAH YOU BITCH
karen says:
it happened again!
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
karen says:
you know ryan goh?
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
kill%bek_ah says:
YES I KNOW
kill%bek_ah says:
RYAN GOH
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
karen says:
he's in the school next to me
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
karen says:
and like
kill%bek_ah says:
IM SPAZZING NOW SORRY
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
karen says:
SHADDAP
karen says:
LEMME TELL THE STORY
kill%bek_ah says:
FINE
kill%bek_ah says:
-sulk-
karen says:
ok
karen says:
like
karen says:
hes in the boys school next to mine
karen says:
and like
karen says:
he was chatting to my friend
karen says:
and she was like
karen says:
(repeat)
karen says:
you know karen
karen says:
ryan: yea she friends with rebekah ritchie -.-
karen says:
AIYAH YOU MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE
walao i am so famous -eyes sparkle like sparklers-
Labels: idiot friendZ, o my awsum life
-kill%bek_ah
4:02 PM
of english.
Pointless english phrases...
1. "Guess what?"
Usually used to start a conversation, this leaves me with about 3215630182769870 possible answers and endless combinations.
Karen: OMG BEKAH GUESS WHAT ?
Me: A TOUR OF SOUP CANS COLLAPSED ON YOU.
Karen: No =_=
Me: You found the last living dodo bird?
Karen: NOO.
Me: i give up. what? (which is, inevitably, ALWAYS the answer to this question.)
Karen: i burped. HEE HEE.
(note :as much as i wish accounts like the above were fictional, they have happened with karen many times before)
2. "can i ask you a question?"
no you can't, and i didn't give you permission to ask that first question so take it back.
3. "I couldn't agree more"
as opposed to agreeing less.
4. "Honestly" / "To tell you the truth" / "Honestly speaking" (reminiscent of a certain form 3 science teacher) / "To be honest with you"
which implies that anything said prior to this was a complete fabrication.
5. "seriously? / "really?"
no. i like wasting my breath rambling on about something only to have it taper off into nothing.
6. "YOU KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" / "DID YOU JUST SEE/HEAR THAT?"
no i don't, and i presume that you know that i don't know as well, seeing as how you're about to tell me anyway
no i didn't, i tend to not pay any attention whatsoever to what is going on around me. do recount everything for me.
7. "not really"
me: do you want to see your fat, hairy neighbour raping your sister in a funny hat?
you: not really.
=_=
the correct answer would be... "NO."
8. "nothing"
me: what are you doing
you: nothing.
everyone is continually doing something.
(though if you are an ass and would like to be able to shut me up, you may answer "nothing i am aware of")
9. "has your ride come yet?" / "has our bus come already?" / "haven't you left yet?"
you: haven't you left yet?
me: yes i have. there is a warp in the space-time continuem that is misleading you to believe that i am still here.
10. "are you sleeping?"
yes, i am fast asleep at the moment.
11. "did you cut your hair?
No, it’s Autumn and I’m shedding. -bodicea
12. "i mean" / "i meant" (when used without asking what is meant)
i know damn well what you meant.
13. "hahaha. that's funny."
i mistook your laughter for a sorrow-filled lament / impersonation of my aunt in a blender / recital of the national anthem, thank you for clearing that up for me.
14. "up to you"
me: when shall we meet?
you: up to you.
CB CB CB I HATE THIS.
by asking you to decide on when/what/who/how/WHATEVER, i have passed it on to YOU to decide, probably because i do not wish to decide myself.
some credit to bodicea, whose post on this topic got me started.
-kill%bek_ah
2:46 PM
a moment like this.
Lilla: Bek's a nurse.
Bryan: What about Bek's anus ..?
Bless you Bryan.
Labels: idiot friendZ
-kill%bek_ah
Sunday, March 9, 2008,
12:34 PM
any convo that begins with 'eh eh eh bekah you bitch' will immediately get my interest.
karen says:
EH EH EH
karen says:
BEKAH YOU BITCH
karen says:
ashley asks him
karen says:
"do you know karen?"
karen says:
and like
karen says:
so when ashley asks "do you know karen?"
karen says:
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS
kill%bek_ah says:
..
kill%bek_ah says:
no
karen says:
"owh yea shes bekah's friend"
karen says:
WALAU
kill%bek_ah says:
AHAHAHAH
kill%bek_ah says:
I
kill%bek_ah says:
AM
kill%bek_ah says:
SPAZZING
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
things like this make me miss you so bad, silly. s2!!
Labels: idiot friendZ, o my awsum life
-kill%bek_ah
12:06 PM
ok ok
yes i know posting song lyrics is "velly the cibai" but i MUST MUST post the lyrics to this song. like WALAAO VELLY THE MEANINGFUL and it sPEAKS TO ME. ok i stop being "velly the cibai" now and just post the damn lyrics to get this over with =_=
It's been five years since I've seen her face,
She's the holy ghost lost without a trace,
And now were left with the 'what ifs'.
It's been five years since she left for LA,
She's an angel with a dirty face,
And it seems to me
she's a casuality of all the pressure
that we put on her,
And now we've lost her for good.
It's such a shame shame shame (though i heard "sad sad shame" in the song lol)
That our homecoming queen
Was a lot like you and a lot like me,
And she never walked on water
Guess no one really saw her.
She was so adored by everyone,
When it came to looks she was next to none,
But loved partying and having too much fun.
Then she hooked up with the wrong someone,
And he promised everything under the sun,
And it seems to me
She's a casuality of all the pressure
That he put on her
And now we've lost her for good.
It's such a shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Was a lot like you and a lot like me,
And she never walked on water
Cause no one really saw her
It's such a shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Had a lot to prove and so many to please,
She's just somebody's daughter
Just looking for somebody to love her
Well I never knew you
Wish I could've saved you
From losers that drained you
Before you got strung out.
With so much potential
How could you let us down?
It's such a shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Was a lot like you and a lot like me,
And she never walked on water
Cause no one really saw her.
Shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Had a lot to prove and so many to please,
She's just somebody's daughter
Just looking for somebody to love her.
She's just somebody's daughter
Just looking for somebody to love her.
Labels: musicality
-kill%bek_ah
Saturday, March 8, 2008,
3:04 PM
i velly kepoh =_=
i wasn't actually tagged to do this but i think it sounds fun so here i go !
1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open it at page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence/phrase.
4. Blog the next four sentences/phrases together with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig your shelves for that very special or intellectual book.
My nearest book is Skin by Roald Dahl and the next four sentences from the book will appear in bold.
There once lived a young male surgeon and a girl named William Haddock, who was his sister. From this, we may infer that the young surgeon - being named by the same parents who had decided that William Haddock was the best name for their baby daughter - was named something like Jessica or Mary Haddock. We shall assume that he was named Eliza.
One day, Eliza and William decided to visit the circus. They were extremely bland people so they wore extremely bland clothing. At the circus entrance was a sinister-looking clown and an elephant. Due to the extremely bland apparrel of Eliza and William, neither of them took any notice of the young surgeon and the sister. They continued discussing as to how they intended to murder the ring master.
"We should use the cannons!" cried the clown.
"HONK." went the elephant (the animal had a cold).
"If anyone is listening to us now, we would have to kill them!" exclaimed the clown, conveneniently allowing the author to find a way to link the story to the upcoming sentence.
"HONK." said the elephant once more, as the author cursed the five lines of the book for being so difficult to blog about.
Eliza and William immediately realized that they were in grave danger. In order to be more inconspicuous, Eliza took out two surgical masks from his pocket, passing one to William. They put them on and snuck away sneakily.
"HARK." cried the clown, as he was themedieval sort. "WHO GOES THERE?"
Eliza and William stopped sneaking away sneakily and stood very still, in hopes that they would not be spotted. This was a futile sort of thing to do as they were not behind anything.
"Remove your masks!" ordered the clown, while the elephant saxophoned away in the background, unable to trumpet because of its cold.
They did as they were told. The sister was about twenty-eight years old, and now that she had removed her mask she appeared as an extremely attractive young lady.
"Who are you?" called the clown, whilst the elephant continued to sound off something similar to the early work of Kenny G.
"We are assasins," said Eliza. "We have been informed that there may be work for us here."
The clown grinned menacingly, as all clowns tend to look menacing when they grin. For all Eliza and William knew, it may have been a friendly and warm smile.
"In that case, it would be a shame to kill you as we had originally planned. Well, you have been rightly informed," said the clown. "What would you require?"
"That piece of straw over there, by the bale of hay," replied William, who was quite useless at thinking on her feet.
The clown picked up the piece of straw. "This?" he asked, sceptically. "How would you know if this would work?"
"It's easy enough to test it," William Haddock said. "See if it cuts glass." At that moment, Eliza knew that they would be as good as dead if he continued to let William talk.
"Any kind of specific glass?" asked the clown, still looking sceptical.
"Frosted glass," said Eliza very quickly, as William had already opened her mouth to say something undoubtedly fatal. "It must be frosted glass of an operating-room. I happen to have the keys to one. Always useful when testing straw."
In his Volkswagon, the clown drove them over to the hospital which Eliza worked at. It was surprisingly roomy in the Volkswagon, even the elephant managed to get in. Eliza said something to his reciptionist, led them to the operating-room and unlocked the door. Together they crossed over to the frosted-glass window of the operating-room. At that moment, acting on the phone call of the hospital's receptionist, the police barged in from a back door in the operating room which the architect had thrown in on a whim. The clown and the elephant were arrested, though the police had slight difficulty with the elephant. Eliza and William then returned to the circus to watch the show minus one clown and an elephant, hence ending a pointless story.
Labels: storieZ timeZ yo, tagged
-kill%bek_ah
1:59 PM
reviewing the structure of dna.
that title may mislead you into thinking that i am actually incredibly smart and am about to make a great scientific discovery. if so, you are wrong.
http://mmm-yummy.blogspot.com, the much-awaited blog of funky hat (call her danielle if you must -rolls eyes dramatically-), also known as dna-i (thanks to a typo gone right) is a very good blog which i shall award a whole (or rather un-whole =_=) 7.5/10 of my very hard-to-get stars, as i am a Stingy Starmiser.
called the public diary (which i find a very nice title) and with a banner picture of very pretty fireworks, taken by funky hat herself, it is one of the few well-written blogs of my friends (lol =_=). by well-written i mean dani actually bothers to use proper, legible, understandable english (CORRECT SPELLING LAGI WITHOUT ROJAK ENGLISH WAAAA SEHH). it also helps that she doesnt use ugly and/or generic-attempting-to-be-unique templates that blind and annoy (yes i am a hypocritical bitch. i apologize).
an additional plus is that she has (bad =_=) pictures of my gorgeous
(ie:
wtf lol)face plastered all over her march archives!!
her pictures are well taken
(ie:
) and not blur and pointless (once more i am being a hypocritical bitch but whatever) though i do not like her font as it is tiny and makes me want to skip large chunks of text. her layout, although not blinding and ugly, is too plain (there is no way to win) and her entry on weird dreams sounds a little too emo for my liking (ie: I AM DEEP AND THAT DUSTBUNNY IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM HOLDS THE MEANING OF LIFE OH WOE IS ME).
however, she is actually funny...
it isn't one of those blogs that revolves almost entirely around school life, making it a boring read if you aren't part of their school, (http://www.lestersays.blogspot.com) or one of those blogs giving a play-by-play account of every single thing done in their day and is frequently updated (unlike EMMA'S). she doesnt talk like she's pretending to be someone shes not (AHEM.) or like she thinks she's so much better than you (AHEM.)
i need to wait and see if she can keep this up / how she goes on in order to give more stars but until then i give danielle my seal of approval for being one of those blogs that doesnt entirely piss me off. congratulations.
(note: grading is subjective as i am too lazy to think up a criteria to grade it with =_=)
Labels: idiot friendZ, reviews
-kill%bek_ah
1:30 PM
what goes around comes around
karma is a bitch.
i got drunk and kissed him on a road. it ended the best relationship of my life.
he got drunk and made out with her in a car. it ended a relationship.
keep your lips away from either booze or other lips. good things rarely come from mixing the two.
i would give anything to take it back.
Labels: feeling-feeling stuff, insightful bek
-kill%bek_ah
Wednesday, March 5, 2008,
4:34 PM
Tuesday, March 4, 2008,
11:03 PM
regarding the lodge post...
its things like this that make me not want to blog.
another revelation: it turns out almost everyone in govt schools doesn't like lodge as lodge tends to constantly put others down and boast about themselves.
[to colette, related to that comment she sent.. firstly im talking about lodge in general
secondly " . " (its a fullstop in quotation marks just fyi, not some gay ASCII bunny or something)]
Labels: bitchin'
-kill%bek_ah