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Sunday, July 6, 2008,
12:46 AM
sympathy.
so here is a free post despite my quota not having been filled. ...because im generous like that =_= i figured it was time that one of the blogs in my circle of friends talked about the biggest online dance battle in youtube history between ACDC and Miley Cyrus. yea, you read that. Miley frickin Cyrus dancing. ... actually can dance better than me lars =_= but i dont quite like her so yea. (becos shes famous. yea im jealous and green what you gonna do bout that) but the videos are impressive heh. i go link link link now to the first video (in which ACDC challenged Miley to a dance battle) and Miley's reply vid. (theres more but dowan to video spam) i dont know who i like more. (i dislike miley but i dislike jon m chu more cos he thinks his movie is da shiznit when actually it kinda sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.. =_=) (well that and they are both good, but heh you know me - every time i say something nice, i lose an ounce of my precious Life Force) i dont like how im typing in this post. it annoys me. i feel like im in form one again =_= BLESSS. -kill%bek_ah
Wednesday, March 5, 2008,
4:34 PM
Thursday, February 7, 2008,
11:37 AM
10 dating faux pas you should NEVER EVER make.
..by the girl who's made them all. (in this case, Tanya de Grunwald, and not me =/ ) 1. Make sure you apply your fake tan in good time. I once slapped mine on in a rush, just before my date. I looked sun-kissed in the taxi and bronzed at the bar - but by the time I got to the restaurant I looked as if I'd changed ethnic groups. My date just said, totally deadpan, "Have you been away?" 2. Don't be too cheap to get a cab. After an amazing date, he was leaning in for a kiss when I spotted my night bus over his shoulder. Rather than thinking, 'Oh who cares? I'll get the next one,' I shouted in this face: "That's my bus!" -and legged it. What was I thinking? 3. Whatever you do, don't choose a venue where you could potentially get hurt. I went on a date at an ice rink and was suddenly struck by the urge to kiss him (lucky guy). I grabbed him, pulled him to me, lost my balance and kneed him in the groin. Suffice to say the kiss never happened. 4. Be prepared for an unwelcome lunge. After one date, the guy was clearly gearing up to kiss me - but because I didn't really fancy him, I panicked. What did I do? Peck him on the cheek and wish him goodnight? No, I saluted. 5. On a dinner date, don't choose the spiciest thing on the menu. By my third mouthful of Thai curry, I was feeling the burn. I glugged my glass of water, his glass of water and then (oh, the shame) reached over and seized the jug belongi9ng to the couple next to us. Without even asking. 6. Always dress appropriately. If it's chilly, a padded bra is a must. I once met a date and, as I slipped off my coat, he said "Cold out, is it?" then made jokes all night about how I'd arrived "smuggling Tic Tacs". Mortifying. 7. Never drink'n'text. I was navigating a date with a boring bloke when, in a moment of bitchiness, I went to the loo and texted my mate: "OMG, could this guy be any duller?!?!" - then accidentally sent it to my date. It still haunts me. 8. On the same subject, it's wise to know that "cool" can also come out as "bonk" on predictive text. 9. Study the menu carefully, and remember: rogue ingredients lurk in mystery sauces. My date wasn't exactly Brad Pitt, but I'd still have preferred to spend my evening with him than with my head in that toilet bowl, cursing anchovies. 10. If he invites you on a picnic date, remember to go easy on the perfume. Being pursued by him was lovely. Being pursued by 40 wasps was not. -kill%bek_ah
Wednesday, February 6, 2008,
8:16 PM
american idol.
i normally dislike american idol. however, i LOVE the auditions. you have auditions that make you roll over from laughter. then you have auditions that make you go WO WO WO . and the judges have control, none of that bullshit VOTE FOR YOUR IDOL, AMERICA. so here we go with my favorites of american idol season 7 auditions. that brother & sister duo are awesome. i just LOVE THEM . i was watching this over at emma's place and oh my god we were laughing so hard, but when they came in for the audition, WHOA. this girl sang for her dad who died. one of the best voices i've ever heard. that is a testimony to bad singing. its a fergie song, you would think it would be impossible to screw up. but americans have proved that, truly, nothing is impossible. its people like her that i truly despize. thank you for making me feel as significant and talented as a piece of thread. she annoys me. i wanna see ryan as a judge more often lol. the girl was pretty damn awesome too. i like her lol. can't embed this video but i think you should watch her anyway... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fTxXGbCXpI her name's Ramiele Malubay and she's this teeny tiny girl with an amazingly powerful voice. i think that's enough for now. on a final note, i love you simon ! Labels: cool shyt -kill%bek_ah |