Labels: feeling-feeling stuff

if i can't speak openly about a topic without being mean, 'making a joke' out of somebody and upsetting the world, which i most definitely shouldn't be doing as i am their nearest and dearest most beloved cousin ever, everyone getting all touchy about something tiny, why should i bother to keep this up?

I LOVE HITLER, OZZY OSBOURNE IS THE PRETTIEST STUD MUFFIN SINCE QUAZIMODO, SEMENANJUNG MALAYSIA IS AWESOME S2!

yes i am irritated.

my blog is my venting ground, and, as danielle's blog is so accurately titled, my public diary. what i say here is what i feel and what i think at the moment, i do not like having to owe apologies to people over what i say here, neither do i like having to filter what i am about to say for fear of offending people. this blog is a hobby and a past-time and i would rather people not take thing so seriously.

not only that particular incident with the photoshopped photos (though that basically triggered my whole kill-mood).

i am also tired of lodge school reading my posts.

sorry mr ling / lee if you are reading this but i really don't like it. especially, as i have been told, when what i write is brought up in assemblies. it's very suffocating knowing that your former headmaster is reading your blog and may mention anything you say at any time in an assembly. i do not mind if you guys read my blog personally, but i would rather you not bring things up in front of the whole school like that as it really stresses me out as to what i am writing.

also, to mr lee, no offense, sir, if you are reading this, but i was very hurt when you mentioned a few years back in an assembly that some "stupid girl" had blogged about a certain incident. i was in form one (or was it form two? either way, i was a lot younger) and looking back on the incident, i thought maybe you would have known to cut me some slack.

so here is my final post for awhile, until i regain blog-mood.

have fun re-reading.

until i next update, i recommend reading xiaxue or deliciously tacky, watching chick vs dick on clicknetwork, reading my other blogs (which i probably will finally update now that i have neglected this one. you can find links in my links page), telling me how awesome i am and why i should update once more, commenting on all those posts you neglected, and going out to get some exercise.

Labels: bitchin', rantZ, unsense

Labels: bitchin', unsense, X

(ya this post is back on sorry la but it looks nice on my blog i kennot resist =_=. and a note to readers whom are readin this for the first time, kanid is damn awesome)

okay i realize this will be breaking my no-post-til-5-comments rule.

BUT.

i also realize no one gives a damn about who i think is hot (T_T)

i still wont post the other posts i've written but i feel like posting this one (and ONLY this one since you guys are so mean and do not care about whom i think is hot) so TAAADARH.

good things come to those who read my blog...

i went to the kanid website on command of emma, and then, no offense, i realized their group picture was HORRIBLE...

IT LOOKED

A) SUPER GRAINY & HARSH

B) DEAD & BORING

C) DAMN OBVIOUS THAT PEOPLE HAD BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED IN

D) AND I DIDN'T LIKE THE COLORS

at the time i was really very bored, so i decided to go try photoshop some life into it...

(click to enlarge, i swear it looks better =_=)

okay so it might be a little darker, but i like it that way. and now everyone looks super heavenly and angelic and the picture has LIFE and nicer colors (tho their skin turned orange-ish, i can't help it if you got photoshop-sensitive skin, k) AND YOU CAN BARELY TELL PEOPLE GOT EDITTED IN.

who took the pictures? should not let them do again. didn't bother to correct the color, bad lighting, kinda blurry and the editting in of the people was horrible =_= seriously. why does emir's hand cut off into air ??

then that got me thinking...

heh if i wanna be in kan'id so bad......

WHY DON'T I JUST JOIN, DAMMIT.

AHAHAHAHA

this proves that not only band members can get editted in :0)

I SO PRO TO THE MAXXXX, totally unobvious that i don't belong there.

anyway.

since i was super bored, i "fixed" (i like to think my edits are better, thanks) ALL their pictures for them. because i am so nice, i shall post them here.

emir's guitar looks nicer than him here =_=

yes i realized that for most pictures the tops of their heads tend to vanish slightly and the orangish tint is still there (i am too lazy to correct the color tone as i have no guarantee that you guys will appreciate my effort =_=) . NEVERMIND THAT, NOONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SCALP OK, MY EDITS ARE STILL BETTER. -sulks-

and i fully expect ALL you people in kan'id (who i KNOW read my blog but are just plain lazy biatches) to comment.

...

or else the next edits i do won't be so pretty =_=

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUV ^^

Labels: all hail bek, pictas

9. JOSS STONE

now, as i said with Lily Cole, she only looks good in pictures.

WHO ASK YOU, JOSS STONE, TO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH ME ??

8. AVRIL LAVIGNE

STOP LAUGHING AT ME !

avril is actually hot okay look at that picture.

just that she acts like a total twat, but once you look past her 4-chord riffs and poser sk8er skillZ, she is actually pretty with very nice body. though i do not like her nose, it is too ang mo for my asian self.

7. BRITNEY SPEARS

...at least, britney back in The Day.

there is no way to deny it... Britney back in The Day was the sexiest hottest gorgeoustest person ever. sure she sounds like a particularly musical goat when she sings, but she is SUPER HOT. she had this flawless body and very pretty face (but once more i do not like the overly ang mo nose) and like WOW.

but Britney in ToDay is quite scary.

and by "quite scary" i mean "the stuff of nightmares."

6. KATE MOSS

kate moss is hot.

well her face looks a little retarded like kinda squashy but SHE IS HOT. 

that is all that needs to be said.

on an irrelevant note, terry is saying that if he was a girl, he'd be the hottest girl on my list. he would have super big boobs but be incredibly hairy and would model bikinis without waxing.

THANK GOD HE GOT THE Y CHROMOSOME.

5. KARI BYRON

aka, the girl in mythbusters. you've probably no idea who she is or ever noticed her, so go watch something educational and you shall see what i mean. (tho she looks very slutty and pornstar in that picture =_= it was the only nice one of her on the net)

4. LINDSAY LOHAN

i will stand by my belief that lindsay lohan is one of the hottest, aweseomest people on the face of the earth. 

I LOVE YOU LINDSAY, YOU COULD CHANGE MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.

ahem.

i also love her more for turning down to do her mother's reality tv show. see, the girl does have a brain.

LINDSAY, MARRY ME PLEASE.

3. ANNE HATHAWAY

okay anne hathaway not so much hot as excruciatingly pretty.

people like her make me want to cry myself to sleep every night. she's got nice body VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY pretty face (not just in photographs) and just like joss stone, she's Real.

ugh i hope her face gets hit by a comet.

2. MILLA JOVOVICH

i thought milla jovovich was the ugliest piece of shit in the fashion industry EVER when i first saw her in her MNG ad campaigns with the weird boxy hair and ugly (sorry mng =S ILY!!) clothes. 

then i saw her in The Fifth Element (on request of terry, who thinks i have her body type eheh) and was like WALAO QUITE HOT QUITE HOT. she really is.

1. OLGA KURYLENKO

go watch hitman.

its one of the crappiest movies i've ever watched, but olga kurylenko is smoking hot there.

not just smoking but the kind of hot that makes ice turn to steam in 0.0000025 seconds. 

she's actually some model girl who.. does alot of nude posing ? 

=_= no i dont mean pornstar i actually mean nude posing. but, heh if you're as hot as her, you could practically walk around naked.

i bet you thought i made that up name up lol... "olga kurylenko".

used to think olga was a name for only the ugliest of the ugly but i have been proven wrong.

in all honesty i am a little bias =_=

i have received compliments saying i resemble / remind people of 6 out of my top 10.

what to do? i like my face, how ler. (actually my face is now green cos i am super jealous)

(note: A SUPER POST STARING KUNGFU MASTERS WILL BE COMING UP ONCE I HAVE THE TIME, COMPLETE WITH PICTURES THAT TOOK AGES TO GET. SO KEEP CHECKING BACK !)

Labels: listZ

Labels: unsense, X

Labels: o my awsum life, pictas, vanity

So i was like omg mom you did NOt just get me a prada handbag!! everyone knows prada is SOOOOooo 25 seconds ago!! YOURE RUINING MY LIFE.

then i went into my room and i was like gonna start cryin then like i realized my eyeliner would flow into a river of black and flood the house just like last night, when i started crying cos my pink Gucci wedges with the straps were demanding they be freed and that just really SPOKE to me, yknow? 

so i like called Shabalabadingdong and she was all "OMG DOBBY!" and i was "OMG SHABALABADINGDONG!" so we liked talked and shabalaba was "ARE YOU LIKE GOING TO MOOMAN'S PARTY TONIGHT?" and i was like, "cantssors :(" so she was like "WTF NOT ???" and i was "my moms going clubbing tonight so i got to stay home" and she was "HAYEL NO BIATCH AH M SNEAKINK YOU OUT LOLS~!!" 

later that night, i snuck past my 29 security guards. i think that papparazi guy took my picture.. hope mom doesnt see....

i then chopped off his toes and boiled his feet in saltwater.

I KEPT TELLING THEM THE CHICKEN WAS IN THE ROOM BUT THEY WOULDNT LISTEN WHY WONT ANYONE LISTEN TO ME.

...oh shit.

its here again.

PLEASE SOMEBODY ANYBODY THIS IS MY ONLY HOPE.

PLEASE HELP

ITS BREAKING IN AS WE SPEAK

PLEASE. FIND THE CLEAVER.

FIND THE CLEAV

buttercup still doesnt know it was me who set up that deadly trap of instant deadly death. and blossom has no idea how her top secret plans werent so secret after all. tomorrow, i infiltrate the basement, and our plan shall be complete.

xoxo -BUBBLES S2 MOJO

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