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Friday, February 29, 2008,
7:45 PM
on this day in history..
for a day that doesn't exist normally, it has been rather eventful.
three of these events are (got these off wikipedia. there's a whole list there)...
- A Peruvian Boeing 737 crashing in the Andes, killing 123 people in 1996.
- Hattie McDaniel becomes the first African American to win an Academy Award in 1940 for her role as Mammy in Gone With The Wind.
- Christopher Columbus uses his knowledge of a lunar eclipse that night to convince Native Americans to provide him with supplies in 1504.
Also, leapling (what you call someone born on the 29th of February) Alice Olson (who was born February 29, 1896 in Nebraska) died on February 29 1988 on her 22nd birthday (she was 92 years old, but they had no leap year in 1900, so she had to wait until she was 8 to have a "real" birthday). The odds of this are about 1 in 2-3 million so there should be a few thousand around the world who experience this in their lifetimes.
That is pretty cool.
However, reading that has made me realize that being one in a million isn't that special =/
Alice was one in 3 million but she's still just part of a group of a thousand. if you were one in a million (im actually going to bother to try the math here. this will turn sour), you'd be a part of 3000++ (i. think. =S )
Labels: insightful bek, X
-kill%bek_ah
7:27 PM
the day that doesn't exist.
I MUST POST WHILE IT IS STILL TODAY FOR I SHALL NEVER GET TO POST ON THIS DAY AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS.
wo wo wo.
eventful or what ?
well not really seeing as how i have nothing to say =_=
irrelevant: kenny sia linked to deliciously tacky making bekah ritchie extremely jealous.
also quite irrelevant, I MISS AZZUDDIN. AND IJAZ. yes i know ijaz is still in the same country but i dont see enough of his saggy bum.
:(
sorry for, once more, posting about things no-one really cares about. except for maybe azz. and ijaz. but ijaz doesnt read blogs.
on the topic of things you dont care about, i got a pink motorola w375.
-kill%bek_ah
Thursday, February 21, 2008,
11:59 AM
differences between lodge & gapor.
Something i have realized when going to gapor...
LODGE IS OVERRATED.
having been private-schooled all my life, i have been given the impression that government schools were these run-down, dillapidated buildings in which the teachers were more acurately 'ers' as they refused to teach and the students were deranged maniacs.
i've been in lodge since kindergarten up til form three. thats 12 years. i've been in gapor for two months and i am in love with it.
want to know what's different between SM
firstly, in stampin, extracurricular activities are ENCOURAGED. in lodge, its basically study, study, study. secondly, the classes. classes in lodge are twice as long as classes in gapor but gapor classes are x20 more efficient. admittedly, lodge has stricter disciplin (on certain grounds. on other grounds, gapor is more disciplined, surprisingly). thirdly, the assemblies. we have one every week, lodge has one every few months ? well i don't exactly like assemblies so this one is in favour of lodge. fourth, the classrooms. lodge has better facilities (airconditioning, wireless, fancy window things, tiled floors, lockers, standard desks with drawers... basically things i never really appreciated before) which i do miss but its no big deal. im not complaining 'cos now my education is FREE.
there are loads of differences, such as actually having to do school cleaning duty and getting to play sports in PE class.
but the main and most important difference is that THE PEOPLE IN GAPOR AREN'T STUCK UP.
oh i am so going to make enemies for this.
Labels: bitchin'
-kill%bek_ah
Monday, February 18, 2008,
4:57 PM
BEKNAMESTHRUTHEAGESOMG!!
yes, another post you dont care about.
fun.
names i have been called...
Bekah
Bek
Beka (only een lol. shes too lazy to bother with the "H" sound)
Beks
Beck
Becky
Bekness (only azz says this)
Beckah (pronunced BECK-KAH)
BAAAAAYY-KEEEEEY (only siew yee and hui mian can get away with this. anyone else who tries this will be promptly slapped)
BeckMeister
Reb
Rebby (=_= silly siew yee)
Rebka (only by coke lol S2)
R0bka (emma's)
Web (Reb with a W =_= once more, Siew yee)
Webby (that girl gives me humliating, humiliating names)
Munchkin
Goat
Le Mao (we were 12 =/ )
Mosquito Queen (looking back, this was embarassing lOL)
Hakeber
HAH! Kay Bay (stress the "hah" and pause dramatically before the Kay)
RayBayKa (chinese name LOL)
Rue Faye Jia (chinese name 2 LOL i think it means flying house something ?)
Bitch (only to ijaz and azz. no one else)
Cher
Skeb (only with
Aslow / Simba / Mufasa(?) (thank you ijaz =_=)
Bodoh (only azz gets to call me that)
Padawan (to rauth)
MP2 to the power of 12
Giusippi BekVonSiltch
Paramecium
Yawning Seacow (hui thinks of very creative similes =_=)
Ang Mo
Mat Salleh
Orang Putih (me not being tanned is the cause of great commotion to people)
Baobaobao (said really fast)
Baby Ba'o
Bird (only to my dad =_=)
Bird Ah-Bid-Gee (no idea how to spell that last bit. once more. ONLY MY DAD. )
Hommus Fattoush
Fat Ho (i feel flattered ~)
Dolga
Gimli (funny story LOL )
Pog
Pig Pog.
Pog. Pig Pog. (don't ask LOL)
Flat Rat
Balloon
Bitch God
Chasy
Related to being flat =_= :
Plank + 2 Thumbtacks
Airport Runway
Piece of Paper
Ironing Board
Mushroom
Spoon
2D (because i disappear if i turn sideways)
pointless entry CONCLUDED.
-kill%bek_ah
Sunday, February 17, 2008,
9:12 AM
from the ipod
I am writing this post from my iPod lol. I shall describe the experience.
I am lying on my side in order to feed off someone else's wireless and my arm is getting numb. I am not used to typing on a keyboard using a finger and my very-high-word-count words per minute typing skillZ are useless. make me sad only :(
my thumb which is carrying the iPod is starting to tire. my sexy screen is smudgy with fingerprints. I don't know what else to say.
and thus i cimplete yet another post you dont care about.
..
just wanted to rub it in that the iPod touch is the hottest mp3 player available in the market (fuck you non-conformists, the only thing you're conforming to is the best piece of technology in a VERY long time. its popular for a reason) and I HAVE ONE !!
-kill%bek_ah
1:15 AM
i want money nanananananana
this whole searching-for-new-phone-whilst-on-tight-budget affair is very annoying.
i think i shall get the motorola w220 because it looks better than everything else in that price range.
i should stop blogging about things like this because, well, nobody cares. =_=
Labels: o my awsum life, unsense, X
-kill%bek_ah
Friday, February 15, 2008,
6:43 PM
a drop of bother.
hi everybody im in trouble now.
dont message or call my phones been confiscated
... by my parents.
Labels: o my awsum life
-kill%bek_ah
3:45 PM
i am so turned off.
i am warning you that the following post is somewhat explicit
(dont worry too much ive censored everything)
not for the religious or very young.
i just saw the edison cheng sex scandal pictures and those pictures were the biggest turnoff ever. i've seen sexier roadkill.
if you must, here's a link to all things disgustingly edison at the gutter post, but i am warning you, it is sick and not in a good way.
FIRST OFF, VINCY YEUNG.
i have a nicer ass and i am as flat as a board / airport runway / piece of paper / other really flat object. she looks prepubescent and all of 10. ...this coming from a 16 year old. feel the BURN.
nextly, i forgot her name. possibly vincy yeung again.
her name is irrelevant. LOL AT HER FACE !!
are they TRYING to look as unsexy as possible? because, if so, they are gifted.
(just so you know, compared to some of the other pictures i havent posted, these are pretty good lol. check the site mentioned above, but its not SFW and people under 18 / ...my age. we both know the warnings wont stop you LOL)
this goddess is rachel ngan. oh have i mentioned that all the girls here are celebrities ? LOL. wtf is she wearing. "i want to get laid tonight. INTO THE GRANNY PAJAMAS!!" edison concerns me.
finally, cecilia cheung, the hottest chinese person i have ever seen ...as long as she keeps her panties on.
a few posts back i ranted about how horrible pubes were. cecilia cheung proves my point (click the picture to see it uncensored. be warned for you will never see her as hot again). that girl has a FOREST between her legs.
final note, i don't understand why edison gets so much pussy.
-kill%bek_ah
Thursday, February 14, 2008,
4:38 PM
if only esme read my blog...
HAPPY VALENTINES !
So. A couple of weeks back, there was this thing to order some a rose for Valentine's. (10 bux a rose. She wasn't even in school to appreciate it =_= CB)
i decided to take out an order. What i wrote on the the card... "2 EMMA. i love u. i malu nak let u know nama i BUT I LOVE YOU! -X" (Or something like that. we were supposed to write our names but i navigated around that EHEH. i am pro)
She was at MSSM today so she missed it (at mssm doing what, you ask? running? no. jumping? no. a replacement runner or jumper? NOPE. she's the replacement Guy Who Reads The Athlete's Oath. respect). Then i heard sharon saying to jordan...
"oh emma got two roses!"
jordan: "o rly? one from rebekah so who gave the other?"
sharon: "REBEKAH ? No ones from anthony (?), the other was from an anonymous person. ...OH.
jordan & i: "LOL"
Sharon agreed to keep it a secret :D
no-one else knows its from me LOL everyone in her class is nice and befuddled.
This is partially a test to see if my own Flesh And Blood incest lover cousin idiot person reads my blog.
bet she doesn't.
hence, she need NEVER know ^^
S2 -X
Labels: idiot friendZ, o my awsum life, unsense
-kill%bek_ah
Monday, February 11, 2008,
6:42 PM
2 things the devil sent.
some things, humans don't deserve.
two of those things off the top of my head are
Yes i know periods are essential to continue the human race blalala.
damn annoying okay =_=
and pubes are an endangerment to the whole environment.
i bet somewhere there is this big landfill of trash related to pubes.
what you would find in that landfill
-firstly, alot alot alot of hair. this would be the removed pubes themselves. I BET THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT COWS, MOOSES (meese?) AND GIRAFFES SUFFOCATE THEMSELVES ON OUR REMOVED PUBES. at the very least, they would've caused ants and other bug things alot of discomfort because they're all damn sharp, pointy and coarse. is it too much to ask for silky pubes??
(it has been a lifelong dream of mine to be able to do sunsilk commercials with my pussy, k, IS IT SO WRONG TO DREAM =_=)
-secondly, you would find alot of blunt, clogged up razors.
-thirdly, endless cans/tubes of VEET VEET VEET. think of how many greenhouse gases those spray on cans release everyday ? and all that leftover veet will someday corrode its way out of the tube and then increase soil alkaline-ity til all our vegetation grows blue. (i am very scientific)
-fourthly, the greatest biological trap of all, a field of wax strips. think of the number of birds that flew onto discarded wax strips and found themselves UNABLE TO FLY, FEATHERLESS, OR JUST PLAIN STUCK TO THE DAMN THING.
cavepeople needed pubes, that was true. well at least female cavepeople did =/
they needed to cover up their nethers so as not to be raped by an explorative trail of ants while they slept.
but what the hell do armpit pubes do ? seriously =_= just there to collect sweat and make you look ugly.
anyway, now with the invention of panties (or at least the loincloth, which has been around for ages) we don't need to worry about explorative trails of ants so shouldn't we have evolved and been less and less fuzzy ?
as for periods.
why cant we be like catterpillars. have you ever seen a catterpillar trailing green blood all over your leaves as it ate? no?
lucky bastards.
fine so maybe they're a bad example cause catterpillars cannot have house-rocking, neighbour-waking sex.
let us look at seagulls. imagine a seagull with a period.
it lands on the sea, swims around for a minute, and gets attacked by a huge mofo of a shark that got attracted to its period blood. it just doesn't work.
and everyone knows birds get good sex.
we should be like birds.
LET US IMAGINE A LIFE FREE OF PUBES & PERIODS.
-everyone can wear sleeveless tops without looking incredibly disgusting.
-no more of that whole "oh i'll be lazy today and let my armpits be hairy and just wear a top with sleeves i'm sure no-one will see" (but everyone DOES see) affair.
-girls can wear ultra tiny bikini bottoms without looking like tarzan. seeing as how guys dont really give a damn about pubes, this really proves that being pube-less is for the greater good.
-girls can also wear thongs every day. also guys need never hear about not having sex because she has her period EVER AGAIN.
Labels: bitchin', insightful bek, unsense
-kill%bek_ah
Sunday, February 10, 2008,
12:12 AM
i shun school :(
school's starting again on monday. which is tomorrow. i haven't gotten started on my homework yet.
what's the word i'm looking for?
oh yes.
screwed.
Labels: o my awsum life
-kill%bek_ah
Thursday, February 7, 2008,
11:37 AM
10 dating faux pas you should NEVER EVER make.
..by the girl who's made them all. (in this case, Tanya de Grunwald, and not me =/ )
1. Make sure you apply your fake tan in good time. I once slapped mine on in a rush, just before my date. I looked sun-kissed in the taxi and bronzed at the bar - but by the time I got to the restaurant I looked as if I'd changed ethnic groups. My date just said, totally deadpan, "Have you been away?"
2. Don't be too cheap to get a cab. After an amazing date, he was leaning in for a kiss when I spotted my night bus over his shoulder. Rather than thinking, 'Oh who cares? I'll get the next one,' I shouted in this face: "That's my bus!" -and legged it. What was I thinking?
3. Whatever you do, don't choose a venue where you could potentially get hurt. I went on a date at an ice rink and was suddenly struck by the urge to kiss him (lucky guy). I grabbed him, pulled him to me, lost my balance and kneed him in the groin. Suffice to say the kiss never happened.
4. Be prepared for an unwelcome lunge. After one date, the guy was clearly gearing up to kiss me - but because I didn't really fancy him, I panicked. What did I do? Peck him on the cheek and wish him goodnight? No, I saluted.
5. On a dinner date, don't choose the spiciest thing on the menu. By my third mouthful of Thai curry, I was feeling the burn. I glugged my glass of water, his glass of water and then (oh, the shame) reached over and seized the jug belongi9ng to the couple next to us. Without even asking.
6. Always dress appropriately. If it's chilly, a padded bra is a must. I once met a date and, as I slipped off my coat, he said "Cold out, is it?" then made jokes all night about how I'd arrived "smuggling Tic Tacs". Mortifying.
7. Never drink'n'text. I was navigating a date with a boring bloke when, in a moment of bitchiness, I went to the loo and texted my mate: "OMG, could this guy be any duller?!?!" - then accidentally sent it to my date. It still haunts me.
8. On the same subject, it's wise to know that "cool" can also come out as "bonk" on predictive text.
9. Study the menu carefully, and remember: rogue ingredients lurk in mystery sauces. My date wasn't exactly Brad Pitt, but I'd still have preferred to spend my evening with him than with my head in that toilet bowl, cursing anchovies.
10. If he invites you on a picnic date, remember to go easy on the perfume. Being pursued by him was lovely. Being pursued by 40 wasps was not.
-kill%bek_ah
12:10 AM
holy holes.
im in an impulsive mood.
I WANT TO GET PIERCED.
in order that i want them.
1. industrial piercing.
2. small teeny tiny nose piercing
3. tongue piercing (on the side of the tongue, not center, its so generic lol. probably generic with good reason too =_=)
4. belly piercing
5. maybe a lip piercing, not too sure about this one yet.
i will get that industrial by the end of this year.
Labels: about B, listZ, o my awsum life, planZ
-kill%bek_ah
Wednesday, February 6, 2008,
8:16 PM
american idol.
i normally dislike american idol. however, i LOVE the auditions.
you have auditions that make you roll over from laughter. then you have auditions that make you go WO WO WO . and the judges have control, none of that bullshit VOTE FOR YOUR IDOL, AMERICA. so here we go with my favorites of american idol season 7 auditions.
that brother & sister duo are awesome. i just LOVE THEM .
i was watching this over at emma's place and oh my god we were laughing so hard, but when they came in for the audition, WHOA.
this girl sang for her dad who died. one of the best voices i've ever heard.
that is a testimony to bad singing.
its a fergie song, you would think it would be impossible to screw up. but americans have proved that, truly, nothing is impossible.
its people like her that i truly despize. thank you for making me feel as significant and talented as a piece of thread. she annoys me.
i wanna see ryan as a judge more often lol.
the girl was pretty damn awesome too.
i like her lol.
can't embed this video but i think you should watch her anyway... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fTxXGbCXpI her name's Ramiele Malubay and she's this teeny tiny girl with an amazingly powerful voice.
i think that's enough for now.
on a final note, i love you simon !
Labels: cool shyt
-kill%bek_ah
2:23 PM
hello new year =/
yeah its february, i noticed. so what if my new year's post is a month late, its 10 months early for the next one.
last year, Lillian Too decided that i was orgasmically sexy and wrote that i, the ever-orgasmically-sexy goat of the zodiac (=_=), would have an amazing 007 (i love the name of that year lol sorry for being brainwashed by pop culture) with new experiences and different outlook on life. she was right.
and now, i am about to experience a horrible, horrible 08, with bad fortune on every front, from finance to health, from love to luck.
if she is right, i shall anal rape her with a crocodile. sideways.
cny is tomorrow (i think) and i am off to a fabulous new year, contrary to what Lillian said. i've gotten myself the COUGH OF PROSPERITY, HEADACHE OF VITALITY, and COLD OF FINANCIAL HARMONY. all i got to do now is get the BROKEN LEG OF SEVEN LUCKY DONKEY and celebrate by letting the FIREWORK OF JOYOUS MONOGAMY explode in my face.
yam seng.
Labels: about B, insightful bek, unsense
-kill%bek_ah
1:53 PM