So i was like omg mom you did NOt just get me a prada handbag!! everyone knows prada is SOOOOooo 25 seconds ago!! YOURE RUINING MY LIFE.

then i went into my room and i was like gonna start cryin then like i realized my eyeliner would flow into a river of black and flood the house just like last night, when i started crying cos my pink Gucci wedges with the straps were demanding they be freed and that just really SPOKE to me, yknow? 

so i like called Shabalabadingdong and she was all "OMG DOBBY!" and i was "OMG SHABALABADINGDONG!" so we liked talked and shabalaba was "ARE YOU LIKE GOING TO MOOMAN'S PARTY TONIGHT?" and i was like, "cantssors :(" so she was like "WTF NOT ???" and i was "my moms going clubbing tonight so i got to stay home" and she was "HAYEL NO BIATCH AH M SNEAKINK YOU OUT LOLS~!!" 

later that night, i snuck past my 29 security guards. i think that papparazi guy took my picture.. hope mom doesnt see....

i then chopped off his toes and boiled his feet in saltwater.

I KEPT TELLING THEM THE CHICKEN WAS IN THE ROOM BUT THEY WOULDNT LISTEN WHY WONT ANYONE LISTEN TO ME.

...oh shit.

its here again.

PLEASE SOMEBODY ANYBODY THIS IS MY ONLY HOPE.

PLEASE HELP

ITS BREAKING IN AS WE SPEAK

PLEASE. FIND THE CLEAVER.

FIND THE CLEAV

buttercup still doesnt know it was me who set up that deadly trap of instant deadly death. and blossom has no idea how her top secret plans werent so secret after all. tomorrow, i infiltrate the basement, and our plan shall be complete.

xoxo -BUBBLES S2 MOJO

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