ATTITUDE.
Monday, May 12, 2008, 5:47 PM
LESBO MOMENT.

i got really bored after finishing my biology paper...
so i made a list of the hottest female celebs i could think of, and here are the top 10.
now YOU can know the type of chick i dig.
~.~

10. LILY COLE
okay, it just so happens that is an awesome picture of lily cole. i bet you're going like "wtf since when bek's taste so horrible, putting lily cole at the very bottom". that's because...
IN REAL LIFE, LILY COLE IS A FREAK OF NATURE.
she is very very very very extremely gorgeous in pictures. but in real life, i know i would SO make fun of her (if she weren't rich and famous, that is =_=)
like her face very small lips very odd (reminds me of prunes) eyes overly big for teeny tiny face...
but still hot la. owned quite alot of people to get to number 10.

9. JOSS STONE
now, as i said with Lily Cole, she only looks good in pictures.
Joss Stone takes decently poor pictures (which are still quite good tho =_=) but i bet you anything she will be super hot in real life.
super hot.
she's like REAL, not some photoshop barbie.
but because i cannot prove this, i put her at number 9.
WHO ASK YOU, JOSS STONE, TO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH ME ??

8. AVRIL LAVIGNE
STOP LAUGHING AT ME !
avril is actually hot okay look at that picture.
just that she acts like a total twat, but once you look past her 4-chord riffs and poser sk8er skillZ, she is actually pretty with very nice body. though i do not like her nose, it is too ang mo for my asian self.

7. BRITNEY SPEARS
...at least, britney back in The Day.
there is no way to deny it... Britney back in The Day was the sexiest hottest gorgeoustest person ever. sure she sounds like a particularly musical goat when she sings, but she is SUPER HOT. she had this flawless body and very pretty face (but once more i do not like the overly ang mo nose) and like WOW.
but Britney in ToDay is quite scary.
and by "quite scary" i mean "the stuff of nightmares."

6. KATE MOSS
kate moss is hot.
well her face looks a little retarded like kinda squashy but SHE IS HOT. 
that is all that needs to be said.

on an irrelevant note, terry is saying that if he was a girl, he'd be the hottest girl on my list. he would have super big boobs but be incredibly hairy and would model bikinis without waxing.
THANK GOD HE GOT THE Y CHROMOSOME.

5. KARI BYRON
aka, the girl in mythbusters. you've probably no idea who she is or ever noticed her, so go watch something educational and you shall see what i mean. (tho she looks very slutty and pornstar in that picture =_= it was the only nice one of her on the net)

4. LINDSAY LOHAN
i will stand by my belief that lindsay lohan is one of the hottest, aweseomest people on the face of the earth. 
I LOVE YOU LINDSAY, YOU COULD CHANGE MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.
ahem.
i also love her more for turning down to do her mother's reality tv show. see, the girl does have a brain.
LINDSAY, MARRY ME PLEASE.

3. ANNE HATHAWAY
okay anne hathaway not so much hot as excruciatingly pretty.
people like her make me want to cry myself to sleep every night. she's got nice body VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY pretty face (not just in photographs) and just like joss stone, she's Real.
ugh i hope her face gets hit by a comet.

2. MILLA JOVOVICH
i thought milla jovovich was the ugliest piece of shit in the fashion industry EVER when i first saw her in her MNG ad campaigns with the weird boxy hair and ugly (sorry mng =S ILY!!) clothes. 
then i saw her in The Fifth Element (on request of terry, who thinks i have her body type eheh) and was like WALAO QUITE HOT QUITE HOT. she really is.

1. OLGA KURYLENKO
go watch hitman.
its one of the crappiest movies i've ever watched, but olga kurylenko is smoking hot there.
not just smoking but the kind of hot that makes ice turn to steam in 0.0000025 seconds. 
she's actually some model girl who.. does alot of nude posing ? 
=_= no i dont mean pornstar i actually mean nude posing. but, heh if you're as hot as her, you could practically walk around naked.
i bet you thought i made that up name up lol... "olga kurylenko".
used to think olga was a name for only the ugliest of the ugly but i have been proven wrong.

in all honesty i am a little bias =_=
i have received compliments saying i resemble / remind people of 6 out of my top 10.
what to do? i like my face, how ler. (actually my face is now green cos i am super jealous)

(note: A SUPER POST STARING KUNGFU MASTERS WILL BE COMING UP ONCE I HAVE THE TIME, COMPLETE WITH PICTURES THAT TOOK AGES TO GET. SO KEEP CHECKING BACK !)

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