ATTITUDE.

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i wasn't actually tagged to do this but i think it sounds fun so here i go !

1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open it at page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence/phrase.
4. Blog the next four sentences/phrases together with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig your shelves for that very special or intellectual book.
~~6. Pass it forward to six friends.~~ (i am lazy)

My nearest book is Skin by Roald Dahl and the next four sentences from the book will appear in bold.

There once lived a young male surgeon and a girl named William Haddock, who was his sister. From this, we may infer that the young surgeon - being named by the same parents who had decided that William Haddock was the best name for their baby daughter - was named something like Jessica or Mary Haddock. We shall assume that he was named Eliza.

One day, Eliza and William decided to visit the circus. They were extremely bland people so they wore extremely bland clothing. At the circus entrance was a sinister-looking clown and an elephant. Due to the extremely bland apparrel of Eliza and William, neither of them took any notice of the young surgeon and the sister. They continued discussing as to how they intended to murder the ring master.

"We should use the cannons!" cried the clown.
"HONK." went the elephant (the animal had a cold).
"If anyone is listening to us now, we would have to kill them!" exclaimed the clown, conveneniently allowing the author to find a way to link the story to the upcoming sentence.
"HONK." said the elephant once more, as the author cursed the five lines of the book for being so difficult to blog about.

Eliza and William immediately realized that they were in grave danger. In order to be more inconspicuous, Eliza took out two surgical masks from his pocket, passing one to William. They put them on and snuck away sneakily.

"HARK." cried the clown, as he was themedieval sort. "WHO GOES THERE?"
Eliza and William stopped sneaking away sneakily and stood very still, in hopes that they would not be spotted. This was a futile sort of thing to do as they were not behind anything.

"Remove your masks!" ordered the clown, while the elephant saxophoned away in the background, unable to trumpet because of its cold.

They did as they were told. The sister was about twenty-eight years old, and now that she had removed her mask she appeared as an extremely attractive young lady.

"Who are you?" called the clown, whilst the elephant continued to sound off something similar to the early work of Kenny G.

"We are assasins," said Eliza. "We have been informed that there may be work for us here."

The clown grinned menacingly, as all clowns tend to look menacing when they grin. For all Eliza and William knew, it may have been a friendly and warm smile.

"In that case, it would be a shame to kill you as we had originally planned. Well, you have been rightly informed," said the clown. "What would you require?"

"That piece of straw over there, by the bale of hay," replied William, who was quite useless at thinking on her feet.

The clown picked up the piece of straw. "This?" he asked, sceptically. "How would you know if this would work?"

"It's easy enough to test it," William Haddock said. "See if it cuts glass." At that moment, Eliza knew that they would be as good as dead if he continued to let William talk.

"Any kind of specific glass?" asked the clown, still looking sceptical.

"Frosted glass," said Eliza very quickly, as William had already opened her mouth to say something undoubtedly fatal. "It must be frosted glass of an operating-room. I happen to have the keys to one. Always useful when testing straw."

In his Volkswagon, the clown drove them over to the hospital which Eliza worked at. It was surprisingly roomy in the Volkswagon, even the elephant managed to get in. Eliza said something to his reciptionist, led them to the operating-room and unlocked the door. Together they crossed over to the frosted-glass window of the operating-room. At that moment, acting on the phone call of the hospital's receptionist, the police barged in from a back door in the operating room which the architect had thrown in on a whim. The clown and the elephant were arrested, though the police had slight difficulty with the elephant. Eliza and William then returned to the circus to watch the show minus one clown and an elephant, hence ending a pointless story.

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