ATTITUDE.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 2:23 PM
hello new year =/

yeah its february, i noticed. so what if my new year's post is a month late, its 10 months early for the next one.

last year, Lillian Too decided that i was orgasmically sexy and wrote that i, the ever-orgasmically-sexy goat of the zodiac (=_=), would have an amazing 007 (i love the name of that year lol sorry for being brainwashed by pop culture) with new experiences and different outlook on life. she was right.
and now, i am about to experience a horrible, horrible 08, with bad fortune on every front, from finance to health, from love to luck.
if she is right, i shall anal rape her with a crocodile. sideways.

cny is tomorrow (i think) and i am off to a fabulous new year, contrary to what Lillian said. i've gotten myself the COUGH OF PROSPERITY, HEADACHE OF VITALITY, and COLD OF FINANCIAL HARMONY. all i got to do now is get the BROKEN LEG OF SEVEN LUCKY DONKEY and celebrate by letting the FIREWORK OF JOYOUS MONOGAMY explode in my face.

yam seng.

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