ATTITUDE.

2 things the devil sent.

some things, humans don't deserve.
two of those things off the top of my head are
periods & pubes
Yes i know periods are essential to continue the human race blalala.
damn annoying okay =_=
and pubes are an endangerment to the whole environment.
i bet somewhere there is this big landfill of trash related to pubes.

what you would find in that landfill
-firstly, alot alot alot of hair. this would be the removed pubes themselves. I BET THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT COWS, MOOSES (meese?) AND GIRAFFES SUFFOCATE THEMSELVES ON OUR REMOVED PUBES. at the very least, they would've caused ants and other bug things alot of discomfort because they're all damn sharp, pointy and coarse. is it too much to ask for silky pubes??
(it has been a lifelong dream of mine to be able to do sunsilk commercials with my pussy, k, IS IT SO WRONG TO DREAM =_=)
-secondly, you would find alot of blunt, clogged up razors.
-thirdly, endless cans/tubes of VEET VEET VEET. think of how many greenhouse gases those spray on cans release everyday ? and all that leftover veet will someday corrode its way out of the tube and then increase soil alkaline-ity til all our vegetation grows blue. (i am very scientific)
-fourthly, the greatest biological trap of all, a field of wax strips. think of the number of birds that flew onto discarded wax strips and found themselves UNABLE TO FLY, FEATHERLESS, OR JUST PLAIN STUCK TO THE DAMN THING.

cavepeople needed pubes, that was true. well at least female cavepeople did =/
they needed to cover up their nethers so as not to be raped by an explorative trail of ants while they slept.
but what the hell do armpit pubes do ? seriously =_= just there to collect sweat and make you look ugly.
anyway, now with the invention of panties (or at least the loincloth, which has been around for ages) we don't need to worry about explorative trails of ants so shouldn't we have evolved and been less and less fuzzy ?

as for periods.
why cant we be like catterpillars. have you ever seen a catterpillar trailing green blood all over your leaves as it ate? no?
lucky bastards.
fine so maybe they're a bad example cause catterpillars cannot have house-rocking, neighbour-waking sex.

let us look at seagulls. imagine a seagull with a period.
it lands on the sea, swims around for a minute, and gets attacked by a huge mofo of a shark that got attracted to its period blood. it just doesn't work.
and everyone knows birds get good sex.
we should be like birds.

LET US IMAGINE A LIFE FREE OF PUBES & PERIODS.
-everyone can wear sleeveless tops without looking incredibly disgusting.
-no more of that whole "oh i'll be lazy today and let my armpits be hairy and just wear a top with sleeves i'm sure no-one will see" (but everyone DOES see) affair.
-girls can wear ultra tiny bikini bottoms without looking like tarzan. seeing as how guys dont really give a damn about pubes, this really proves that being pube-less is for the greater good.
-girls can also wear thongs every day. also guys need never hear about not having sex because she has her period EVER AGAIN.

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-kill%bek_ah

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